Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at all the great thinkers of our time.

* I guess by now they know *

Uh, part store, part museum, part archive.

I-Invents a whale-saving machine?

It's okay. I don't mind.

and today he's a salad.

* So climb from your high horse *

- No, Buddy Hackett did not... - Dana? Greene?

What a son of a bitch.

not gonna store my couch in the basement forever.

opening up somewhere we could try?

"Bing Crosby Sings Mother Goose."

My father's study kind of smells like this.

- Working the room. - Dealing with hecklers.

I want you to talk to Miriam.

You can't give me a curfew.

I'd start with that whale-saving story.

including the one you are holding, so I'd like it back.

You know Red Skelton?

Goddamn, I love that guy.

- No. - We can afford it.

that we need to learn in school.

I don't want Joel's TV in here, either.

You scared the daylights out of me.

a valuable commodity these days. - Uh-uh.

* The gentleman is a dope *

It will just fit on your dresser.

She needs a sense of order and normalcy.

Everybody turned around and looked at me, and gee,

Just read, please.

Abe? The boxes have been moved.

Oh, I'm just babbling. Now, how about tomorrow?

As long as you're living under this roof, my rules apply.

But we have to figure out what you'll say.

- I don't like three guitars. - Goddamn it, Jackie.

Yeah, what? You promised.

We went out tonight like friends.

It worked, nothing worked...

Where's he running to?

* Moon lights up the night *

Miriam, come in here, please.

Everybody comes here.

I find your leadership confusing.

Your father said no. You threw such a fit,

- Virgil... - Buck-fifty.

Research? No one was better at research than me.

Established comics do not come here

Oh, uh, "Midge" is fine, actually.

- She should be wearing gloves. - I know.

I'm never taking you into battle.

So, Red Skelton's headlining tonight.

to all traffic.

* Are here again *

- Dinner? - Yes.

That guy's got a stranglehold on Florida.

We were worried, Miriam, worried sick,

He'd better come through.

- Y-You see how he... - Yep, got it.

- What about Lotte McAllister? - That's an Irish stripper name.

This is Mrs. Moskowitz.

Well, hello, Loretta.

What are you doing?

Y-You ever here of Joe E. Lewis?

Oh, this is the cutest thing ever.

Well, it's up there. - Hey, what do you think about my name?

I think Senator Kennedy's brilliant.

And, uh, in keeping with this trend,

I'm fine with buying a second television set.

But damn, I love the flute.

I'll take care of it. I should get these to him.

Well, that's great, that's great.

"Susie Myerson... Personal Management."

* About it now *

- You should check him out. - Who?

Is there a mayonnaise and Wonder Bread cafe

I don't understand. It says that they want

I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy.

- What are these? - Oh, party records.

Can we discuss this some other time? Please?

I heard myself say, "End of discussion,"

- The great men. - The great women.