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So you want to be closer to Dad, but you don't actually want him around.
You wanted to get closer to Dad.
- Perhaps only evenings. - I heard that!
Fried eggs swimming in fat, served in a hollowed-out piece of white bread.
I've just poured a glass of wine.
Ready?
- Go. - This is stupid.
And you didn't jump, huh?
- No, I've just poured a glass of wine. - I see.
Could it be?
Oh what fresh hell is this?
- You said "cold" twice, Mr Egghead. - Egghead! Egghead!
'lf I went to the mall I'd break out in a cold sweat and have to run home.'
I don't think you see how serious this is.
Wow! In all these years you've never asked me that.
I'm willing to give it a shot if you are.
Sorry. Sorry.
I'm talking to the dog.
You're never out of earshot!
Go someplace where my father,