Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I know you know.

gotten away from me a little bit.

Oh, and, also, we're out of Pepto.

And the only instruction you gave me

Fine. Send the little one down.

you could put them on their computers

I want them to stay this size.

"I'm gonna eat you all up!"

(snoring) (whispering): Mom.

if we're really quiet.

Stop trying to find someone else to deal with this.

She had a much better sense of humor back then.

And one time at work, I saw a guy fall off the roof

(phone continues ringing)

She is moody and irrational.

(voice squeaks): Daddy's here!

(phone ringing)

That's not really apples to apples, is it?

Good morning! Let's yodel! Oh, God. (groans)

How'd it go with Purr Baby?

Hey, Andi's voicemail. (chuckles)

She's growing up so fast.

Parenting isn't about

I think I have a solution that'll make everybody happy.

Why don't you just tell everybody in the world?

Katie! I got your text! Uh, I'll be right up! Don't worry!

I did it once for Mom. It was super fun.

I keep thinking of you like this little girl.

and let's go get some ice cream, huh?

You know? And, uh...

All right, you know what? I don't like your attitude.