Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK, now, as a backup to the computer,
Less than 20 minutes. That's a guess
You wouldn't believe me anyway.
Come on.
As Buzz says, it's just a matter of balance.
Don't worry, Daryl, you can't come to any harm.
Well, that's what we're registered for, isn't it?
That is cheating. That entitles me to call you a cheat.
Watch out for the rock! No, right!
Why do you have to do this?
Well, I mean, is he, you know?
However, we don't suggest you try it the next time you take your car out.
Daryl wasn't conceived in a womb, but in a laboratory test tube.
John, would you please..? This is T.K.,
Kid's after your job, major... Harry.
Foul, man!
- Hit the dirt, Turtle! - Safe.
...and in four weeks' time, you're my secret weapon.
Just do what I said, OK? Wait for your pitch. Wait for your pitch.
Ask him anything you want.
Of course it is. It's just...
- Strike! - It's OK. Straighten out the next one.
I can bore anyone I like in my room.
- When's dinner? - You didn't.
Changing the answers on somebody else's paper?
Come on, Daryl, take your pick. Chocolate or vanilla?
Don't tell anyone, OK?
Ask the computer any detail,
When that plane leaves United States airspace, we have no choice.
Silverbird 500...
- Base to 2340. - 2340, go ahead.
I know I got at least $1,500 in there.
If I was a little bit older, you could have given me a medical program.
Oh, mama!
- It's OK, Joyce. I'll take him in. - Oh, well, I think Daryl might...
What did I do now? I just walked in the door, for chrissake.
You, come here.
- That your last one? - Why, you wanna fool around?
I know you can hear me, Daryl.
I'd like to apologize for that.
No. Oh, please.
Don't talk to anyone.
I love this kid. Oh, he's so modest.
Come on, let's go.
- It's important. - How soon is soon?
before they run to some busybody from the press.
We're really happy to have you with us, Daryl.
Well...
I'd just feed in the coordinates and instruct the autopilot?
- OK, Turtle. It's up to you, buddy. - Come on, Turtle!
Don't worry, that was nothing. Get the next one.
I don't know...
...if you kiss his ass.
And there's no reason they should.
You ready?
I believe that Daryl is more than a machine.
If there was anything I could do...
This is C.Q. To Q.C. Come in, Q.C. Over.
- Hi. - Hello.
Strike three.
No tests.
Don't worry.
- Come on, get your stuff. - How can you trust a man like Andy?
- The Richardsons do. - The Richardsons.
Howie?
and they're your real parents
...I will pretend as if it didn't happen...
Well...
- You hit the ball, didn't you? - Yeah.
He's more than that, Turtle.
...about the money.
We're there, right?
Daryl's an experiment in artificial intelligence.
Your mom fix you something to drink.
- Run? You've got a car. - Haul ass, Turtle,
make some phone calls. Call the press or TV stations,
Turtle.
Joyce, he might not be with us for that long.