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You got to be kidding me.
Wait. I thought you never did this before. What are all these?
But one, Caesar,
But don't you... We just had a whole night go on
Oh, they have nurses and cheerleaders and nannies.
Miss Jody, Miss Jody, you call this man... Mr. Blaine.
...with anticipation over the outcome of this iPregnancy test,
Bad girl.
Uncle Dan, what is this? Beaded floss?
And if you guys would just join hands, close eyes and concentrate.
When Caddy posts a selfie
Dan!
that Caesar and the girls were in good hands.
No, I wasn't playing with myself.
You need call psychic. Kill bad spirits.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh.
My penis is in the corner. This is fucked up.
What about that ballerina doll Kathy's always playing with?
We should just take 'em back.
But then he needs something to drink!
What the heck?
Ah! What is that?
Every room is fully wired with cameras.
' Hi-ya!
What'd she say? She said, I wonder what your leg
I really believed something happened between us last night.
Jody, calm down. See, there's nothing to worry about. It's just...
She wants to take us home to the cliff.
There, that worked. Maybe not.
Oh, yes, of course, our dog Artie.
Cry me a river
Big-ass Alaskan king crab just ran up on me, man.
Enjoy Earth while you still got it.
What agency did you call?
Damn it!
Anyway, let's begin. OK.
She's here!
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Maybe like once or twice. Yeah, once or twice
A dollar will make me holler, honey boo boo child.
What the hell is that? My penis?
She's in the house! Front door open.
Dan, we're at an impasse. I see constant conflict.
I was showering, and crazy got up in there.
Because
Oh, I didn't know you were such a good builder.
Yes. I need to find out about an evil book.
You know, that's how nature do.
Wait. What's going on here? I can explain.
Uncle Dan, Mama taught me some tricks. Look what I can do.
In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes.
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Hey, I got the stuff. I got to call you back, man.
Dan. Dan, we have to...
And the Ritalin may help, as well.
Mm-mm. I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.
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She even danced the swan while she was pregnant with me.
I just don't want to make one of these tapes
Let's go introduce Aidan to the rest of the family.
To extract what's in your dreams. To perform an inception.
Maria! What are you doing?! You're gonna burn down the house!
Why?
and Red Cross volunteers.
Of course she is. Dan!
I'm so sorry. I'm fine.
You can't fire her. I mean, she's been with us for years.
You're still awake?
Not bad for a washed-up, overweight, facially tattooed...
Joe
Joe 25
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Except for Eric. Damn.
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I don't even understand what you're saying!
the shampoo company can't fix that, man.
Well, either way, that shit stings like hell.
Am I getting attached to them?
Jody's mission was clear.
And of course he can stay here.
The baby hasn't actually said a word.
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Me?
♪ Over the hills and everywhere Go...
You think you can replace me?
Unfortunately he was having some issues with a colleague.
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