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or within a mile of anyone's house.
Like what?
No, man, the one with the cabin in the woods.
Every girl? No, no. I am strictly a one-woman guy.
What's happening to me?!
Mama! Mama! She's here! She's gonna kill us!
Look, we drew this picture for Aidan.
OK, how do we know who's a witch?
Nope. Put that over here.
Look at that. Caesar wants to help out around the house.
But now they can keep score.
That's nothing.
Look at mara she looks great
Joe
I'm being told that all available officers are now on the scene.
It's gonna grow back just like a lobster paw.
No, what we really need are more security cameras.
We're pinning the future of our lab on wild beasts.
You go on... shh... shh me again. I double-dog dare you, hell.
we ain't got time for this shit right now.
The one with the cabin in the woods.
Oh, God! Geez!
I'm not your fricking mommy.
Throwing Mama off the cliff has really made me reevaluate my priorities.
Well, that explains the unreturned phone calls.
Save it for tomorrow, Raul.
That's grown-up floss, honey.
I need to warn both of you that this is not going to be easy.
It's OK, Kathy. Remember these?
Yo, I think they gone.
Dude, what the hell was that?
More like whites, of course. We whites are a lighter shade of ape
Ain't no black superheroes. I'm on it.
So strong.
Oh, come on, they'll only last a couple of hours, tops.
Mama's helping us get ready. Oh, OK, I'll brush, too.
That's not fair. They're my brother Charlie's kids. We deserve them.
Hola, Mr. Blaine. Hi, Maria. How's your sister?
Who do you know who wants to hurt you? Do you have a jealous colleague at work?
Uncle Dan. You know, these toothbrushes look an awful lot like dildos.
Luckily for Dan and Jody, there was someone in the house
I'm sensing evil.
That's the temporary nurses' shower.
You said you'd had a dream that we'd grow old together.
What?
Joe
Ow!
I'm... I'm so sorry.
Look, Mr. Dan, look.
Here's where the children are.
For
Is that all? Pierre has a weight limit.
Cut!
Ow!
Wearing blackface. Cool with that?
But could be something for you and Kathy to talk about, could be fun.
Maybe just a banana, then? Very much potassium.
Joevs Zxcb
Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits?
Texas Chain Saw Massacre?
I'm OK with this.
Just... warming up.
Naughty Nanny's here. Nice to meet you, Naughty.
Let's talk about a... man,
It's the cliff from the dream.
Hey, little girl, what's your name?
Joevs Wertg
Your cue is coming up. Oh, Kendra.
maybe it could somehow reverse the curse.
I am naming as her understudy Kendra Brooks.
Ugh. No, Maria, enough of this stuff.
cry me a river
Dead. Demon kill her.
No, I... I'm sorry. I should have listened to you...
Kendra.
I should have known not to bring a wild animal into the house.
at the cabin and on the way home.
Introducing our new Swan Queen, Miss Kendra Brooks.
This morning? Yeah, you slept over.
Millions? What...? I'm broke.
With three new kids to care for,
Joevs108
Joevs
All right, attention.
All right, kids, here's our new house.