Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take one of these.

How many times do I have to tell everyone there's no such thing as...

was located in the cellar of a cabin, in the woods.

Lily's not a dog.

Um, I don't know.

Hey, Christian, man, golly, man! I'd like to thank you a lot, man,

But... I was just messing with you.

Maybe you guys just need to find some common ground.

No, that's black. It's not mine.

OK, OK, that's good, Maria.

Wow. That was amazing.

Make me have it I want it!!

The proper dosage for someone their age is...

Dan, you're watching the kids.

Just... unraveling the old hose.

Like I feel hot, clammy, foul-smelling breath on my neck.

Do you? Your wife plays in a punk rock band, staying out all night long,

Babe, I heard something. What?

Oh, my God, it's the same cabin from the dream. Of course.

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You little sister…!

We're gonna roll one blunt, then we're gonna get up out of here.

Friday the 13th? No.

Oh, yeah, that's a real struggle.

all held together with rat droppings. Oh, geez.

I was angry you fire me, so I bake you this.

Is this yours? That's a left.

Well, I suppose I could check it out.

Oh, look at this.

but I'm mending the wing of this bird that we found in the woods.

There you go, you're a natural.

That's sweet. You're worried about me driving.

I'm sorry, Maria, it's just not working out.

Stop, stop! Oh, Jody, thank God you're here, girl.

- They're attacking him! - Who are they attacking, ma'am?

Kathy. It's OK. I saw the cliff. I know what home means.

Uncle Dan, come here.

A sophisticated piece of equipment like that? Of course he can breathe.

Well, that explains the poison ivy.

Oh, my God! Apes are inside the house!

So, what, I didn't get the part?

Oh, I'm gonna rip her...

me in the movies \

I used the same agency to book a Santa for Christmas.

I was just so scared last night for the kids.

Mama! Mama! Mama!

Dom, is that you? Oh, shit.

This machine will allow us access to the dream world.

But, like a slutty sorority girl returning from spring break,

Carl! Oh, my God! Please, help him!

Your payment as requested. $500 in unmarked bills.

But I believed in Caesar. I thought he was different.

Watch me. Ah...!

Whoa. Girls, girls, girls. One at a time. Lily, you first.

So when do we start dreaming?

There? No, this dark.

Where...? Oh, there it is.

Kathy said there was going to be an accident.

There's just so many penises.

wandering around these spooky-ass woods?

Anyway, the idea took hold.

See, I knew she was real.