Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Man, we could do this shit all day.

I'm your stepmommy.

Now, Jody, show us your routine.

- I can talk. - Hey, Caesar.

Did you see this?

less experienced, more beautiful and delicious,

Wait a minute. I was wrong. It's a ghost.

Then it happened to Heather. That's some serious shit.

Dan, please. I think there is something going on in this house,

You know what? Let's go. Wait, there's a door right here.

He got dragged away, yelling out, Mama.

most of her vocabulary.

These apes are just like you.

which has determined that you are...

When I see you, I see my father.

OK, then I do blessing, I protect house.

Shut up. Yes, of course.

Unto thee, Satan, I sacrifice these children.

Uno, dos, tres.

Your payment as requested. $500 in unmarked bills.

...the book of evil. I know evil all too well.

Holy shit. Is that a drone? They're going all Zero Dark Thirty on our ass.

You've just got to talk in a baby voice.

- Is there a cellar? - Great.

Or Jodes, J-Mom, Mrs. Sanders.

Empty your mind of all the thoughts of today's troubles.

Everyone was on high alert for these children,

Kendra and I recited the Latin words over and over

Oh, there he is, OK.

Bitch?! Front door open.

I wasn't going to.

It's OK, honey, it was an accident. Right, Caesar?

and we're repainting it.

I don't know, if that's the book that turned Mama into what she is,

tastes like. What? Ah, man!

I'm OK with this.

I just had the most bizarro dream.

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do you? I guess.

Well, why they call it Johnson & Johnson?

Relax, it's OK. Oh, my gosh.

I'm gonna need a little help. I have to go to the bathroom.

testing the I-13 compound on 30 apes.

How can you be so sure? Look.

This is a psychic. Si, he'll help you.

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.

The one with the cabin in the woods. Blair Witch Project.

We're close, but there's an intermediate step.

You sure we're alone here? Feels like there's somebody else in this house.

me in the movies other hoes

One, two, three.

You do? This weekend's devoted to Mia.

Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members.

- sacrificing their children with her. - Kathy! Lily!

All right, enough.

Honey, you really need to relax.

What are you doing? Huh?

Uncle Dan, look at me. Evil spirits.

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto. Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto.

We were making love and... Oh, my God!

And no more tattoos. What are you doing?

What does that mean? I don't know.

I don't know, man. Well, if it is the missing kids,

My husband's the anchor for Channel 12 News. He can't know about it.

Dan, I'm not their mommy. They can call me Aunt Jody.

I am so glad you're OK, but tonight was a wake-up call.

We're very fortunate the older one, Kathy, has retained

Bullshit. Cam Newton's law of gravity is:

There's something more to this.

And they belong in this world with me and Dan.

What are you doing here? Hi.

All right, that's lunch.