Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll never be that good.

I repeat, I do not wish to repeat myself.

Shut the hell up!

All right, because Heather Darcy is so old, this season

Sorry. I dropped my phone in there.

It is as if I am seeing ballet for the first time.

and she might be trying to kill us.

So bueno, Mr. Dan.

Policies have feelings too

Literally Stuart Little

That's the... temporary nurses' shower.

They're little racist girls, man.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

their extreme isolation, the girls created an imaginary guardian,

His analytical problem-solving skills allowed him...

See? There's nobody down here.

♪ Go tell it on the mountain

I require the sweater I wear as a scarf.

OK, listen, we're looking for another book

- Yes, Maria. - No, Dan, Artie.

When I put this on, I'll be able to cross over to the other side

a parent figure to feed them, sing to them. They call her Mama.

Maria? What are you doing here?

You never really remember the beginning of a dream,

Mm... Mother, please, I am working.

No, the important thing is that this Mama thing could be real

I cannot hold it that long. It's, like... it's so long.

Kathy, I want you to tell me about Mama.

...to ascertain crucial information.

They've been alone here over three long months.

But these may help you break through.

You are the Black Swan. No. It's you.

Son of a bitch!

Oh. Sitting on a rocket. Where's Lily?

You're all going to die tonight.

Sorry. That's my sobriety monitor.

The still brilliant, crusty, old, weathered,

Look, honey, I don't want to argue.

That's understandable.

Oh, whoa. It's a cabin in the woods. We need to go hide over in there.

I'm now being told we have the actual 911 call

Knowing the girls were in danger,

The kids are yours. They are?

who, thanks to the I-13 formula,

Dan, I lost the baby! What?

If we had a... here, she could wash our... off right now.

Oh, shit. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Who does that? What are we...? Maria.

I don't know what to do.

You're coming around.

I'm going to need a little help. I don't have a penis.

We're good. We're good.

Help, it's got me! Dan!

This is completely insane! It's what she believes in, honey!

has experienced a huge leap in intelligence.

It does not come off.

Oh, no, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

And so our story ends.

My name ain't Snoop Dogg in this... movie, man!

Mind if I play through?

All right, there you go, sweetie.

What is going on? Maria almost burned the house down.

Breathe! Breathe!

Oh, you people are freaks, but for an extra $100.

The evil book that created Mama

Oh, my gosh, who are you? I'm Jody and this is Kendra.

I pride myself on keeping a low profile.

I hadn't thought about that. Thank you.

Welcome to Hollywood.

Mama doesn't like it when you talk about her.

Right. And we will.

Ah. Comfortable, huh?

Forget it. But I still think Mama could be in this house.