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No switcheroo. That's just cheating.
Oh, no thanks. Have fun, though.
- Me first! Me first! - Oh, I got you, bitch!
Yes, thank you.
No idea what that was about.
except they're never around when you need them.
Dina, this is very hard to do while you're on the floor.
Our phones do that?
If you picked "yogurt," you are with Garrett.
Come on. Your cushy little life?
in their sad little faces and take back the hours,
but if you want, I can send you a link,
Everybody's got something.
Which means the winner is
Yeah, I mean, I wish we could,
You're... you're allowed, yes.
Corporate is asking us to cut back on some hours,
Mostly knife trick tutorials on YouTube.
Oh. Bye.
What kind of job will be left for me 30 years from now?
First team to eliminate the other team wins.
Got you, Earl!
- Yeah! - Now spin around.
Jonah Simms, you're needed in Health and Beauty.
How is that fair?
You don't know my life, and it's not that cushy.
and if we give her more, we're gonna have
Um, Dina, I just wanna make sure you're not promising hours
- Oh, how do you like me now? - Team Yogurt wins.
Have you been to FashionThreads.com?
You're probably right. Well, back out there.
Exactly. It's only ATM machines now.
I... I'd offer to give you money, but...
Listen, like I said, it doesn't bother me.