Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't think he's gonna wanna write the songs, do you?

- Ted: Unbelievable story! - Larry: You know what?

- Great moments, great comedy. - Wow.

I'm so sorry, I gotta call this in before they...

This is a great idea. I-- I wish I thought of it years ago!

Thanks for letting us use the office.

- Larry: Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm great.

- Judy: When was that? - Five years ago.

You can paint it or dress it up

Interesting, the things I'm learning.

No, I was just checking out the whole area here.

uses her key, steals the plant.

You-- do you have a car in New York?

You've got to go. Come on.

Well, you just don't wanna piss him off, that's all I can say.

Hmm, I hadn't thought of that,

- ( phone buzzes ) - The "F" is for fucking awesome.

Man on TV: Jarvis isn't living up

Yeah, yeah, oyster shucker. Yeah. Fantastic shucker. So fast.

but there are some-- some parts of the year when I'm more mahogany.

And I would also appreciate, um,

Yeah. I haven't had this much sex since college.

You're jumping the gun a little bit.

We don't have alumni weekends, okay?

- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. - Oh! Hey.

Yeah, well, it needed a little warming up in here.

and start rewriting.

- He threw me to the ground. - Seriously?

This is the guy you had all those sex stories about?

Mrs. Shapiro, what are-- what are you doing?

This is developing. I like it.

Do you like clams and oysters?

in a couple weeks to keep working.

Yeah, okay, all right.

- Hey. - Ted: This is your Larry.

You're quite a prick, aren't you?

- Did you overhear what I-- - Yes, I did.

I'm sorry. That is not filtered water.

( scoffs ) What's the name of this show?

I just like to get an erection, put it in a vagina.

Yeah, well, if she's going,

I know. That was so nice and we had a great time.

This just cuts the pain.

is why I fell asleep, why I was so tired.

- All right, I'll get you your tickets. - Yeah?

and let's move on to something else.

That's about it, yeah.

- It's like a prenup! - Bye.

I haven't even met the guy yet.

you know, I loved "Hamilton," needless to say.

You have another exhibit underneath that

anyway you want, but sleep is sleep.

- Thank you. - You're welcome, Judge.

( theme music playing )

I'm not gonna take the head. I don't want that monstrosity in my house.

- Oh, you like Judith? - Oh, I love Judge Judy.