Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No offense to you,
- Yeah, I-- yeah, okay. - Oh, oh, thank you.
I read the play personally. Great.
♪ Son of a whore and a Scotsman ♪
You know, let's start with the opening.
There's the door. Time to go. Thank you.
But a shucker you met once who's good at shucking...
What do you care? What difference does it make?
Where's the reciprocity?
She takes suggestions.
People don't sign "fuck documents."
Lin isn't here yet, but if you'd like to go upstairs
And then, Todd, this other guy,
Okay, I want that key back, okay? And you need to go.
I cannot wait. Over the moon.
- ( laughing ) - Bridget: Oh, my God, totally. 'Cause that hurts.
Yeah. ( laughs )
♪ How does a bastard, orphan ♪
- Are you kidding? - Good. Good, good. She's my client.
- ( sighs ) All right. - Come on.
I think-- I think we've heard enough of that story.
- It's dying here. - How did you get in here?
This is crazy! I'm-- I'm shocked, shocked!
You'd go as my guest. It's my pleasure.
Oh, it's just a little party.
Thanks again for those tickets.
Who knows if he's gonna keep his trap shut?
Where do you guys wanna do it?
I had a couple of questions about act two
Susie: Let's drink to that, huh?
It's enough. Retire. Why don't you retire?
The wallpaper with the pirates? Are you kidding?
Don't drink it. Don't drink it. Put it down.
that anyone who would neglect a plant
make her sign an agreement that she won't fucking talk.
- I'm an Uber four, okay? - Well, Myron was an Uber five.
the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin.
- No one but Mandy Patinkin. - ...for the ayatollah.
You hear something?
Oh, okay.
I think, uh-- I think we're good here.
- Oh, yeah. - Change the whole dynamic.
- Awesome. - See you.
Okay, you know what?
All right, I'll let you chat together,
- Yeah? - Yeah.
People will watch anything with "Chicago" in the title.
She took my dick to places it wasn't meant to go.
So, um, how do you like LA?
Right.
- Broadway. - Broadway.
He's so excited.
I do. All right, you know what?
I'm talking about the oxen and the-- the donkey...
Yeah, oh, that's-- that's a good one, too.
A home invasion's a fucking home invasion, you know?
I was so happy in this house. I lived here for 50 years.
- Fantastic! - You want some water?
This is the way the plant looked
And I hope you agree with me
had-- what's the male equivalent of bush?
Are you sure?
- Close it. - ( door closes )
- That's a-- - That's it?
So crazy.
- ( water pouring ) - ...and you stole the plant.
- Uh-huh. Bridget, call me tomorrow. - I saved it.
You know, they have it for housekeepers.