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I'm a practicing surgeon.
I shall walk out this door, and you will no longer see, hear, or smell of me again.
Look, there are letters running across my rear.
They're always like that.
Wow, I am too.
Place where you live
Elf.
Oh, what a perfect day.
Oh, please.
I'd like to purchase some footpads, please.
I can fix anything with my magic saliva.
No, don't feel sorry for me, because I feel sorry for you, because I've already forgotten your name.
Do you mean to tell me that you're not in love with me yet?
Come on.
With this glue, I thee wed.
Yeah, no, just a sweet cha-cha-cha to break the ice.
Hey, you know, your cuckoo clocks are off by about seven minutes in here.
Well, you're both fond of mob blouses and sensible heels.
I don't understand.
Sure, I understand.
Well, goodbye.
Well, actually, no, this one's usually wrapped around my neck.
The odds must be due to change.
Oh, yeah, I'm in love with you.