Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If they open the books on this telethon I'm right back in there.
Theif Louise theif
of rage and recrimination.
Welcome to our video honeymoon.
That MacGyver's a genius.
You're forgetting the first two noble truths...
You can't take my Emmy.
Okay, we've got cocktail weenies and Swedish meatballs.
I permanently lost my sense of taste and smell.
I'm marrying you for your money...
Love me, love MacGyver.
instead of your... less tangible qualities
Aunt Selma has one hour to live.
Thank you.
This is one more Emmy than you'll ever win...
Prepare to be murdered.
Though kissing you is like kissing some divine ashtray...
There's Shelbyville Falls, Rolling Rock...
oh, go ahead, patty.
Droopy Drawers...