Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, my father and I both hate eating butterscotch,
- Oh, that Chinese one? - Sure.
Boy, I'll tell you, I remember that night he died
Hey, Jane, just wanna make sure you're not mad about this
Well, my feet hurt and I'm really hungry.
why don't you make it out to cash?
- That's how we make our money. - Processing fees.
- Okay, vote no. - Vote yes.
- Ma'am, do you have a second? - Sure.
which is a line of prison inmates
Damn fine lady. Mm.
Zero anal access. How's that for a new deal?
"Jane McCabe's boy toy steps out with beefy blonde."
Hmm, see? I'm not so bad once you get to know me after 20 years.
Excuse me, don't say pork. Shawnee's Jewish.
What? No, no, no, no.
You know, during my first win for Congress,
He was a horse thief!
Your dad sold it to get the IRS off of his back.
Is this the Hall of Half-Term Wonders?
Why didn't you take me back to your place?
And what's wrong?
National Volunteer Week.
Ma'am, it's normal
It's like she doesn't hear me or even see me.
If I vote no, can I turn your drylands into wetlands?
- I need breakfast. - Okay.
Well, my family in Iowa was pretty religious.
He loved them and he was fucking them!
You didn't eat anything.
We'll see you in the tomorrow.
See?
Yes, indeed, okay.
I wonder if it'd be worth checking in on Uncle George.
Prescott. Who does he think he's trying to kid? Okay.
Yes, Danny, I know that we're not actually fucking
I'm gonna turn Mee-Maw's house
Yeah, this is it.
Apparently, he is having trouble
and I married my fucking father.
- What is it? - Animal testing.
Weird? What are you getting at?