Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

More crime means more for-profit prisons.
Why can't we just write it on my hand like we used to?
But your investment is doing well.
No.
Yeah, if you sit, it's a meal,
Okay. Second opinion.
Being against waste will play statewide,
'cause his secretary came banging on the door at, like, 2:00 AM.
Okay, next vote.
Oh, and?
you've had for 15 years?
before we get back to work, would you mind writing
he was somewhat peculiar, yeah...
Okay? I don't want my library there.
but I'm donating the rest of your suits
"Wethinks Danny Boy Toy doth protest too much.
that I made for my daddy when I was at camp.
Thank you guys so much. It's been so much fun.
- Hey! - You guys had a slumber party.
She hasn't yelled at me in, like, 24 hours.
Andrew said that he was campaigning long hours at the office for me.
- Uh-huh, yeah. - And lookit here.
Do you have any memory of that moment?
and I thought if you had some time,
which means more burglaries and murders and rape through the roof.
This was Chicklet's old house.
that aren't necessarily mental illness.
Well, ironically, I have bigger tits.
Hey, this isn't a library!
Ma'am, I just got off with Sherman Tanz.
you don't forget to talk about crime.
so I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to him.
I mean, I can't write
Wait, uh, what?
- Close it. - All right, well,
but love to say it.
What?
- What? - all the cash.
that Daddy got back from a month in Cuba.
I bid you both adieu.
Well, the book better be done in 10 years
and that I was unrelatable.
- You see any arrests? - Okay, okay, okay. Jesus.
from the former President of the Untied States.
Sorry, why do you ask?
- Frightening. - Mm-hmm.
What?! They have me next to Gerald Ford?
But it's for discounted prescriptions for the elderly.
and poor Barbara.
American University sounds like a made-up college in Egypt.
we're talking about 300 jobs here at least.
Good morning. Selina Meyer present.
Morning, ma'am. Hey, we really need to...