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- Oh, is that the fun part? - Check that out.
about the night that Daddy actually died.
Yeah, exactly.
The most amazing thing just happened to me twice!
You know, like, taking advantage of her.
and if I'm Grandma, I will be replaced
Move!
- Okay, that's not a word, Marjorie. - That's disgusting!
Hey, here he is, the Macher of the Moment.
Will they? There's a lot there.
'cause he tried to pull her wig off.
Just for tax purposes,
- Just like FDR. - Yes!
- Oof. - We don't have to talk about this stuff
- You knew that, right? - Dad... Daddy sold Chicklet?
Thank you. Thank you!
has had a goddamn library, okay?
- Why do I always wait so long to pee? - Oh, my God.
And before you ask,
We're gonna lock 'em up and we're gonna fry 'em.
She was the one pounding on the door the night he died, remember?
and I don't wanna catch anything.
- Can you believe the nerve of him? - No, I can't.
- What? - It won't be a library, ma'am.
What? What?
- In your pajamas? - It's athleisure-wear, ma'am.
Ma'am, can you believe the sun is up?
Pay me, bitch!
Richard, are there any hereditary issues that run in your family?
That's what I am. Don't make that noise!
Not just the beans. Also, the franks.
- What? - Give me that fork.
Because my daddy was a very good family man, okay?
That's easy, hmm?
- It's weird. - It is weird.
- Print is dead. - You wanna buy some gum?
Pay me! Pay me, bitch!