Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Scoundrels spare no one!
What the fuck is that?
If you're not going to be Jim anymore, can I be Jim?
Ship's stores are loaded with it.
(light classical music plays)
And they basically just give up. They surrender.
Yeah.
Everyone's grubby, as well. Filthy.
(dramatic music plays)
Blackbeard: Boys, boys, boys, hey.
-Hm? -We were attacked by the Spanish.
and again, and again, and again, and again.
And then we'll live the high life.
Oh, I've been lookin' for these.
Autumn vibe.
so you don't crack up on the rocks.
It's all so fucking boring!
but I did all that
-All right. -Is this gonna throw enough light?
-Dickfuck, no, it's not. -He's right. It's the 1st.
Buttons: Found somethin' youse might wanna look at.
Oh! Oh...
Captain Stede: Wait... Ed.
That's the thing. He can't fail.
Is this what they think I look like?
Izzy, I figured the fog would set in
A beacon, an unwavering light that guides.
It's not you. It was me.
They'll have nightmares again.
Like you're just treading water?
-Have you ever heard of "retirement"? -Mm.
but... all we have is this one life.
You know, just for fun.
Hey... Do you want to do something weird?
When you tasked me with trackin' that absolute idiot,
When we were standing by the fucking ocean!
...and greet your Captain.
♪ Yes, my hand is empty
-(all agree) -Historically.
-And Karl's the bird, yeah? -Karl's the bird.
Look at this thing.
It's a back-up to my actual wardrobe.
We've purchased something for your big day.
(flames whoosh)
-Mary?! -Did you really think a letter was enough?
Ed! Do you know this guy? He's a complete asshole!