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Someone who really knows the ropes.

I know you're unhappy.

To be honest, I'm thinking about packing it all in.

I shouldn't be bored. I'm fucking Blackbeard.

It's just Blackbeard.

(quietly): We did it? We did it!

It's all gonna be your fault.

Will you please play with your children?

-That's a thing? -Hmm.

(sighs) Retirement.

I knew you'd save us.

They look like clouds, boss. Can we just focus on--

I did that, no questions asked.

barely eked by to fight another day,

♪ From the ocean to the bay

-I said so just the other day. -What? When?

Waiting to drown?

Let's get to it.

Do, do wh-what?

(whispers): Mary?

Maybe they understand ecclesiastical Latin.

-Genius on the ship! -(cheers and applause)

It's probably the wind...

(buoyant music playing)

-(cheering) -Fuck, yes!

I'm Stede, remember?

Something like being eaten, eaten by a tiger,

(children laughing)

-56... -Good, keep going. Come find me when you're done.

(shouts): Right, come on!

Yes, I am the legendary Blackbeard.

Keep going. You there, do it!

I will very willingly offer you this:

Had to get rid of some gunpowder,

My fuckin' resignation, you absolute twat!

You know, I thought I'd have a cooler death than this.

I would if I were them. Look at us.

What if Blackbeard turned up dead?

I think maybe I do.

-Oh, Mary. I've been stabbed. -Yes... Congrats.

-Glad you're not dead, Captain. -Good to see you.

I need you here.

-It's a leap year. -Captain Stede: Leap year?

Wild characters on the high seas.

-(cheers and applause) -Ed, it's--

You left me to be... a pirate?