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It's just Blackbeard.
Someone who really knows the ropes.
They look like clouds, boss. Can we just focus on--
-(cheering) -Fuck, yes!
I would if I were them. Look at us.
-(cheers and applause) -Ed, it's--
You left me to be... a pirate?
(shouts): Right, come on!
barely eked by to fight another day,
-Genius on the ship! -(cheers and applause)
-I said so just the other day. -What? When?
Do, do wh-what?
Yes, I am the legendary Blackbeard.
I shouldn't be bored. I'm fucking Blackbeard.
-That's a thing? -Hmm.
To be honest, I'm thinking about packing it all in.
Ed?
Waiting to drown?
58... 57...
(buoyant music playing)
It's probably the wind...
Do--
(sighs) Retirement.
Had to get rid of some gunpowder,
I will very willingly offer you this:
Wild characters on the high seas.
at all.
It's all gonna be your fault.
I think maybe I do.
Let's get to it.
Summer linen.
-Oh, Mary. I've been stabbed. -Yes... Congrats.
Maybe they understand ecclesiastical Latin.
Will you please play with your children?
(clattering)
♪
I need you here.
Keep going. You there, do it!
-56... -Good, keep going. Come find me when you're done.
-Glad you're not dead, Captain. -Good to see you.
You mean me.
(whispers): Mary?
Yeah.
You know, I thought I'd have a cooler death than this.
(quietly): We did it? We did it!
I'm Stede, remember?
Sh-- Yes.
(children laughing)
I did that, no questions asked.
My fuckin' resignation, you absolute twat!
What if Blackbeard turned up dead?
-It's a leap year. -Captain Stede: Leap year?
I know you're unhappy.
Something like being eaten, eaten by a tiger,
I knew you'd save us.
♪ From the ocean to the bay