Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Our life feels monotonous to you?
-Yeah, good guy. You know, he's great. -Yeah.
-Alright! -Bravo.
The only retirement we get is... death.
He's history's most brilliant tactician.
-Right, okay. -No, but the way you said that
(grunts)
(exhales) Fuck.
Ah! Ahh!
Did you see that? This is amazing!
(quiet chatter)
who's merely posing as Blackbeard.
Been lookin' for you everywhere.
(light harpsichord playing)
-You're serious? -It's the most fun I've had at sea in ages.
I just-- I thought that when I did marry...
-bottom of the barrel. -Mm-hm. What's the plan for them?
and tonight's a full moon.
-I don't... have an idea! -Hurry, you're gonna lose all your men.
-(all muttering "no") -Frenchie: Certainly not.
(door closes)
-Pirate: Fuck, yeah! Whoo! -(cheers and applause)
Oh, it's a lighthouse.
built into the ship.
My hope is that the vast wealth and property
What've we got here?
-But, wait-- -You're a genius, Blackbeard!
What would you say to living on something like that?
(birds cawing)
That's actually a...
doing the same old thing...
I'm not dying.
What kind of a name is Jim for a lady?
Hello, everyone. I'm Blackbeard.
-Father Bonnet: A pirate? -Ah!
-Blackbeard: Okay. -Winter jackets.