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-I don't... have an idea! -Hurry, you're gonna lose all your men.
-bottom of the barrel. -Mm-hm. What's the plan for them?
-Blackbeard: Okay. -Winter jackets.
(exhales) Fuck.
(grunts)
and tonight's a full moon.
I'm not dying.
Been lookin' for you everywhere.
Our life feels monotonous to you?
(light harpsichord playing)
-Father Bonnet: A pirate? -Ah!
What kind of a name is Jim for a lady?
-Yeah, good guy. You know, he's great. -Yeah.
-(all muttering "no") -Frenchie: Certainly not.
What've we got here?
who's merely posing as Blackbeard.
He's history's most brilliant tactician.
-Right, okay. -No, but the way you said that
(quiet chatter)
-You're serious? -It's the most fun I've had at sea in ages.
doing the same old thing...
What would you say to living on something like that?
-Pirate: Fuck, yeah! Whoo! -(cheers and applause)
Ah! Ahh!
I just-- I thought that when I did marry...
Oh, it's a lighthouse.
-Alright! -Bravo.
The only retirement we get is... death.
Did you see that? This is amazing!
(birds cawing)
built into the ship.
-But, wait-- -You're a genius, Blackbeard!
Hello, everyone. I'm Blackbeard.
That's actually a...
(door closes)
My hope is that the vast wealth and property