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What?
Do you work for Blackbeard?
(exhales) All of this is yours?
Blackbeard!
-Line up... -I'm back!
Ugh... God.
These are just my favorites.
(light applause)
For it is September 2nd...
-So, Edward-- -He's got all sorts of knick-knacks
Captain Stede: Ah! Ah!
Come on. Come on. Line up. Line, line up.
(ropes creaking)
-(girl screams) -Mm-hm?
Shh.
Break the monotony.
I'm not sure. That's really the crew's thing.
Blackbeard.
-Hello. -Karl conveys his warm regards, Captain.
Maybe we should try that.
but if you just put some fucking imagination into it, man.
Well, that's lovely, but you don't need to say sir, all right?
(ominous music playing)
You can be a real bummer sometimes. You know that?
They're on us now. Time for a new idea, Stede.
Sometimes, I think I-- I've heard you crying.
Do you fancy a fine fabric?
By yourself?
(foghorn stops)
-I never really thought about it that way. -Mm, no one does.
Margaret's kind of an either/or name.
-I'm not unhappy. -No?
♪ From the night to the day
'cause things have taken a very--
-Mother Bonnet: Yes! -Wow.
It's just kind of rocky and flat, and rocky and flat.
Blackbeard: This place is amazing.
Ooh, now, there's an idea. I haven't done that yet.
doing something original out here?
I know we never would've chosen each other,
-Clap. -(slow applause)
Hmm... I'm Ed.
and the crew's completely useless,
(playful screaming, laughter continue)