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but... have you ever considered retirement?
-Fang! -(hisses) Back to work!
-be like Blackbeard, even just for a moment-- -(Blackbeard scoffs)
Blackbeard: Should do. Here.
(chuckles) Wouldn't that be something?
Let's not brutalize our guests like that.
or... belly-flopping into a volcano.
-(laughter continues) -Mary: Stede?
I think Jim's strictly for dudes.
once the sea cooled around dusk.
He probably thinks I'm a fool, that Blackbeard.
Ooh, ooh, and this is my new pal, Stede.
So, we're thinkin' they're gonna kill us, yeah?
No!
-for each other, remember? -That's right.
Yes! We fucking did it!
If you were to show me the ways of an aristocrat...
Blackbeard has business to attend to!
No one'll see us in this.
(confused muttering)
-(imitates foghorn) -And stop!
I was just uncomfortable in a married state.
I suppose they look like sausages.
'Cept we're right in their path.
-Twenty, 19, 18, 17, 16... -Uh-oh, time's almost up.
Hm? Fucking viking vampire clown with--
-What? -Well, Blackbeard...
Oh, it's you.
(heavy sigh)
♪
It can be a bit of a grind.
-So, listen up. -Frenchie: Yeah.
Huge fan, sir. Huge.
(snoring continues)
Hola.
Spare me! I have a family.
This is it. I'm sorry.
-Yes. -Yeah, yeah.
-Wait, what are you gonna do? -I'm sorry.
(stops)
Mary, we were just playing pirates.
we're gonna fuckin' die.
Wait! Et voila!
-Rawr! -(screaming)
Back to work.
For years, I've followed your every whim,
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