HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I should've been one for my family.
I don't know.
your brave, brave Captain...
Yeah... I guess.
Yeah, 'cause that makes sense.
Oh!
(ethereal music playing)
Fuck.
-I don't know! -All their blood's gonna be on your hands.
and welcome
(grunting)
-(hammering) -Psst... Hey.
Edward?
not in a million years,
or a twat.
(laughs)
You still got it.
I was just wonderin' if we're gonna be able to live or die--
for the legendary Blackbeard,
(sighs)
Haven't really thought about it.
-Fuck me. -(laughs)
(contemplative music plays)
A word, Cap'n?
My uncle's name is Margaret.
-Mm, sounds stressful, Izzy. -It is,
Black Pete: I bet he's saying something genius.
Lucius: Hey, Stede, I really hope you're not dead
-I'm a terrible pirate. -Oh, come on.
That's not much of an option in this line of work.
-Crazy little trinkets. -Come on, a plan.
You ever feel trapped?
Izzy: Has anyone seen Blackbeard?
You all know me as Jim, sí ?
♪
-(Blackbeard laughing) -Whoa.
because women have crystals in their body,
Girl's voice: And that's how we treat pirates.
-on all of this brilliant stuff. -Edward, we really need a plan.
I could take one out of yours.
-This guy's fucking fascinating. -Edward, focus.
And you're not a mute?
-That's Blackbeard. -(Captain Stede winces)
Dearest Mary...
(geese honking)