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I was just wonderin' if we're gonna be able to live or die--
your brave, brave Captain...
-Fuck me. -(laughs)
Lucius: Hey, Stede, I really hope you're not dead
That's not much of an option in this line of work.
because women have crystals in their body,
Izzy: Has anyone seen Blackbeard?
for the legendary Blackbeard,
Girl's voice: And that's how we treat pirates.
Yeah, 'cause that makes sense.
(sighs)
Haven't really thought about it.
Fuck.
A word, Cap'n?
I don't know.
You all know me as Jim, sí ?
My uncle's name is Margaret.
-This guy's fucking fascinating. -Edward, focus.
-Crazy little trinkets. -Come on, a plan.
(contemplative music plays)
Edward?
Yeah... I guess.
And you're not a mute?
not in a million years,
(grunting)
(geese honking)
-I'm a terrible pirate. -Oh, come on.
-(hammering) -Psst... Hey.
I could take one out of yours.
♪
-That's Blackbeard. -(Captain Stede winces)
-(Blackbeard laughing) -Whoa.
You ever feel trapped?
(ethereal music playing)
You still got it.
Black Pete: I bet he's saying something genius.
I should've been one for my family.
Dearest Mary...
and welcome
-on all of this brilliant stuff. -Edward, we really need a plan.
-Mm, sounds stressful, Izzy. -It is,
(laughs)
-I don't know! -All their blood's gonna be on your hands.
Oh!
or a twat.