Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the most brilliant sailor I had ever met.

♪ Yes, my heart is empty

and I can speak now, yes.

I don't think you're a shell of a man...

-You've read all of these? -Many times.

I suppose I do work for Blackbeard.

and my, my nose is different,

So lift anchor, and let the ocean current

Ooh, here's one you might appreciate.

And the demons attract misfortune.

-Ah! -How are you stocked for munitions?

-Mary: Oh! Graves. -Stede: Huh.

You've been lookin' at me all day.

and your fancy quarters, and your secret little closet

I'm unhappy, too.

You knew this would happen?

-Is this silk? -Captain Stede: Oh, no.

Oh, the Spanish. They die quite dramatically, don't they? The Spaniards?

Well, as bored as you might be, if you don't make a decision soon,

Got yourself pretty stabbed up there by some Spaniards.

(grunts and winces)

You're quite right. We only have this one life.

Izzy, look, look at this shit.

-Karl's the bird. -Sorry, sir, Blackbeard, sir.

Oh... look at that. What is it?

I've been on this ship for weeks now...

And don't play pirates with them.

All right, lads! I'm here!

but the rest is yours.

(foghorn sound)

and the crystals attract demons.

That’s some damn good dick

Yeah, that's it. That's it!

Blackbeard: What's that painting?

-Take a swig. -Yeah?

At least, not so much that I would wanna do this!

Tell me, can you count?