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well, it's when you stop working by choice
I'm a wealthy landowner.
Okay, yes, and do you speak Spanish?
("The Empty Boat" by Caetano Veloso playing)
And then what? Then we fuckin' execute the plan,
Oh gosh, they're good.
I have...
(mouth full) I'm not a mermaid.
-What're you gonna do? -What?!
Well, technically, you're supposed to avoid lighthouses,
Back to work! Useless fuckin' fuckers!
I very much have felt that way--
-(whimpers) -Who's this Mary then?
♪ From the rudder to the sail
Hey. I love all the rope. Everyone's wearing rope.
rather exquisite cashmere.
-[leaves rustling] -[both grunting, groans]
Sorry, boy-o.
All right, that should do it.
I can go back to being mute?
Mother Bonnet: Oh, congratulations!
I know it all seems great,
(snoring)
You know, most of the pirates I know, they're dead.
That was a close call, wasn't it?
Consider... the humble lighthouse.
drift us into the warm embrace of safety.
We execute that, and so on, and so on,
So you're doing a hell of a lot better than them.
losin' several of our men, by the way.
Well, yes.
You need to relax. You gotta take it easy.
(Black Pete wheezing)
I mean, piracy?
(lively harpsichord playing)
(children laughing)
Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you. Hi, how are ya?
What is it? A grain tower?
-It's a toy? -It's a model of a ship.
-I'm not a fucking mermaid! -All right.