Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Augustus, please don't eat your fingers.

No, really. lt's true.

like a big fucking fatass!

Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final.

Make time go faster.

GRANDPA JOE: Willy Wonka began with a single store on Cherry Street.

All the other chocolate makers, you see, had grown jealous of Mr. Wonka.

-Of course l could. -What about people?

I take more Crack!

Biden giving a speech

Morning, ladies. From now on, you can stop shelling peanuts...

And we certainly don't want that, now, do we?

You're really weird!

For your information, little girl...

Take Christine to the juicing room at once!! We have registered her in the Easter morning half marathon..

You're really weird.

An oyster from an oyster stew

WHO ARE YOU FAT GUY?

But I'm marrying you, it's your and my wedding for children at school! Are you gonna marry me? Oh thank you. I do!

Well, then we'll need to make some more. Here.

It's in the fridge, daddy-o. Are you hep to the jive?

WILL BRANCH TROLL FANBOY2009 loves Trolls and mlp

Uh, do you mean Charlie? Charlie Bucket? OK. So that's how it's gonna be. Y'all wanna play. OK then. I got my eye on you Cha-Rah-Lee.

Back off you little fuckers

Sweetheart, I think we should leave. Our young boy went that way. Those monsters are not our son. That's the wrong son. Charlie, I'm staying right here. I'm not leaving you. Not ever again do you hear me?

...that some children are allergic to chocolate.

The bars may be anywhere...

Who? What did you say? Principal O'Shaughnessy?

Well, gentlemen, l just hated to see my little girl feeling unhappy like that.

For Mr. Wilson, it's 40 years down the drain

thinking Dennis was an attention-seeker who was crying wolf — vents his entire reason why he now hates him

Verooka. That's better. Thank you.

Why did you decide to let people in?

If we were friends with Candy Hendrix

They haven’t had a fresh audience in many a moon. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

No! We are not watching sing 2! We’re Watching Princess Toys Review Nad That’s Final! No! We’re Not Watching Princess Toys Review! We’re Watching Sing 2 and That’s Final! So Let Us Watch Sing 2

Clarence Clarence glaases kid

Listen. l'll buy it from you. I'll give you $50 and a new bicycle.

OOMPA-LOOMPA 5: And cogs begin to grind and pound

If we can get him back his height

...that it was not possible for him not to find one.

The candy capitals of the world.

So if I go with you to the factory, I won't ever see my family again?

Are you gonna take that dog out or not?

Chewing, chewing all day long

Do you think Mr. Wonka will recognize you?

-Good night. -MRS. LUCKET: Give me the chair.

I will give you a squirrel.

But l won't be here when you come back.

Don't suppose there's anything extra to put in, love.

Daddy, I want another pony.

-lt's great. -That's because it's mixed by waterfall.

Are dear old Mum and loving Dad

Hahaha dumb children don’t eat my chocolate river ok

Then l'm not going.

Ah, the administration offices.

Yeah. Consider that a bonus.

That little factory of yours, Charlie, is as close as any of us is ever going to get.

I am Augustus Gloop. I love your chocolate.

Get revenge on Mr. Peabody (abandoned

-We'll share it. -Oh, no, Charlie.

(Lisa De Vanna) Hello? (Customer) Hello? My name is Emily! And my surname is van Egmond? How can we help! Errrrm! I need a derpartments? Okay? Lisa? Goodbye?

No, he doesn't. He has no idea.

We knew Augustus would find the golden ticket.

I'm the world-record holder in chewing gum. l'm not afraid of anything.

Not just some something.

What time do you think they'll be back

GRANDPA JOE: Charlie.

It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of--

Now, on with the tour.

Mac and bloo laughing a farting girl Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yes, it looks like gum

I told you our young son is that way! Why not?

Close the gates.

it used to be kat moir meeting up with ashley ty and yanking her poker straight leg hairs out but she quit so it would be toni heppard taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Tiger tries to tie the piñata up but she gets knocked out with DJ Duckbill.

Augustus sweetheart save some room for later

They're for children who can eat

It's the blueberry pie that does it.

A Dickhead Could Figure It Out!

Name your price

All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six rabbits...

MR. WONKA: Just take a off coat anyone.

See? Exactly the same.

Only four golden tickets left.

OOMPA-LOOMPA 3: Who are the culprits?

...l, Willy Wonka...

Because you see, a few months ago, I was having my semiannual haircut...

Chewing, chewing all day long

They print more every day.

Daddy, l want a squirrel.

NARRATOR: In fact, Willy Wonka...

A good meeting for all to are reading and the king is going

NARRATOR: Willy Wonka was the son of the city's most famous dentist...

It's a wonder how that pipe is big enough.

She's swelling up.

...but Willy Wonka was facing problems of his own.

...and now I'm just not certain at all.

Well, it's your birthday next week.

Oh, nonsense. I will not eat my palace.

With so much generosity

In the real fake lockdown in the internet

You smell like old people and soap.

It'll be delicious. lt's the same bar.

Daddy I want a golden goose Me too

-Boys, no business at the dinner table. -Sorry, Mom.

I've just been informed that the incinerator's broken.

Did you know he invented a new way of making chocolate ice cream...

And my parents are going on a suck

BRANCH TROLL FANBOY2009 screams as he gets rolled like a hooligan

In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar.

my name is the fucking mimic oh yeah

Farting, farting all day long

Has just slid down the garbage chute

Then we have all this....

Do you want to be invited?

I'm terribly sorry.

Get me one squirrel please

Take a long stick and start poking around in the big chocolate-mixing barrel, okay?

Like summer vacation?