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Hey, uh, can I just explain?
Show the glass to your barman.
It's a hundred-dollar bill.
This one girl I knew...
I think I'm gonna get me a Chinese ho.
Getting fucking groceries like every fucking day.
We're just talking.
You ducking me? Not at all.
Hey, baby brother.
Watch your head, baby.
A girl could get her arm broke or she could get cut.
What do you suppose her problem is?
An appeal to pity if I ever heard one.
Before you do him next time, you let him know
Mm. Let me see you.
Fine ain't good enough for a woman like you.
What'd you do, you fly down to Puerto Rico to get that?
Yeah, can we call it a night? Yeah, I'm tired, too.
we would own this damn street.
Hey, where the fuck's Jersey?
Mmm.
No, no, but you're an excellent card player.
Just tell them I had to go.
CC don't like to eat alone.
Let me tell you, my friend...
Fuck nuts, where's our drinks?
Sisters
But if she had as many pricks sticking out of her
We're talking, that's all.
My exam is for econ, but I'm an English major.
I'm done, out for good.
Oh, no, honey, I'm good. I gotta race.
Breakfast.
Hey, Candy.
Got the fallacies and the rhetoric down, don't I?
Don't even think about it, bitch.
He's allergic to school is all.
Leotards. Say what?
Maybe because you were in Queens.
I'm gonna do my job, miss.
so he'll be cool with me
I'm taking Andrea to Luger's for a late dinner.
Please, I've got two little kids.
and deal with scum, all right?
Oh, jeez.
It compounds.
CC wants women just like the rest of them.
Fuck, no.
And it ain't like you ain't out there
Candy.
You?
None at all.
No, baby, this ain't no thing.
Just give me a chance to think.
Ever wonder what it's like for them to be objectified?
thought she could handle it herself.
I got you going, huh?
The lady said she's still drinking.
Nothing?
His girls got daddy issues.
You're smarter than you let on.
Or at the other bar down in Bensonhurst?
I want my herd to be international.
I met some of the players at Leon's.
Okay. Okay.
It's your lucky night.
Shit, shit. Rodney.
See that? Imported, all right? Handmade in Italia.
That shit's like a cousin to Chinese.
Would you take a check?
See you soon, Danny.
in case you get jammed up or whatever.
No.
Closet.
Rodney, you're not listening.
Yeah, right, Bob said. Do you even know who Bob is?