Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Slowit down, Isaac. No, no, baby, I'm overhere.

vuvuvuvuvuvu i see open boobies i am going to suck all youse open boobies and vaginaes

I thought, Oh, Lord. I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked,

A reason to be living

Whew! I think something crawled up your force and died, Sherman.

Mr. Love. Leanne Guilford. Yes, Miss Guilford. How are you?

Will y’all be quiet Uncle Charlie’s coming on

He's coming back 'cause he knows I'm happy and he wanna ruin everthing.

Oh, we gonna have the whole room smelling like ass.

But I was wrong, 'cause it ain't.

Grandma Wu: I'm Logging You Too.

You want tenderness? Ease up on the pressure.

slimepainte runs as a naked baby and harasses a woman

I just don't want to mess things up foryou. I'm-

You are... the most brilliant man I've ever known.

which, if effective, will destroy it.

- I can't even turn. - That's nasty. - That's what that is.

Oh, here she comes, here she comes.

Have some of these brownies. They're still warm. Don't drop 'em on my floor now.

Please! Buddy, I am sick and I am tired...

Im a scooter man myself well yeah

Death! Clesius Marcellus Klump.

Oh I feel so vulnerable!

Oh, stripper. Wait. Just calm Relax a second.

Don't you think it's time you told Denise?

Oh, thank you, Sherman.

Oh, Grandma, now, come on. That's enough now. Sure enough.

Oh, Professor Klump. Yeah.

Hope my little friends might be able to...

That only grows

Just a second here.

Come here, pussy! You're a pussy! That's what you are.

Doesn't matter what my family's saying too

What channel Sherman come on? Tell me what she just said,

I'm a professor here at Wellman College.

I GET MY SLANG FROM

Me during class....

Ernest, will you please tell your father to be quiet? Sherman's coming on.

Na, na, na, na. Hey, Buddy. Fetch.

I'd like to come over there and choke the life out of you right in front of Jesus.

Well, not- not right away anyway.

Sweet Lord, give me strength. Don't make me have to whup nobody's head in church.

You know I saved Sherman's life. Clesius Klump, stop all that bragging.

Thank you. You finished with this? Sure.

All right, tubby.

Hey, you just took the wrong off-ramp.

Petey! Shoot him! Shoot him!

When you gone stop jiving and buy your home? When your realtor is ready to assist you and you procrastinating

Soon as I walk in the room, ten-hut.

An Old Bag With Old Bag Titties

You get used to being overweight. I know I did.

But I was just- - Downstairs, Clesius. I don't wanna hear it.

You're sick! I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself.

how many people can say that they raised a genius?

but Isaac's still like a Brahma bull when it comes to relations, right, baby?

You should say good night and take that damn rag off that lamp before we burn something down.

Clesius! Oh, look what you've done! Oh.

I'm sorry, Denise.

A lot of young men are intimidated by an older woman.

The golden crown

The oldest living negro

Yes, we will enjoy. Thankyou.

And you're mine

I'm a Volvo man myself. Well, yeah.

Hmm? What's the matter, Clesius, cat got your tongue? Step on a nerve, Clesius?

I think I'm gonna propose a toast. Let's make a toast.

Ah- You girls are crazy. I'm leaving.

Move out the way, damn it! Wait a minute. I think I see him.

Oh, my goodness, is there a fii re?

Sherman, your fly. Your fly. Yeah, he can fly all over.

whether you have blue eyes or pouty lips or a cute butt.

Ooh, Clesius, is that your-

Thats your future

All you have to do is prove to Phleer the formula works at the press conference I set up.

No. Come on, honey. You have to drink this. Please.

Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, yes it is

Kinda hot today, huh, Professor? You have no idea how hot it is.

I'm going to be stuck on you like a giant hamster on my a-

it's been the most wonderful time of my life.

you remember when we first met?

and if she's as stunning as Denise, I got to besparkling.

Doesn't matter what they say

What about Viagra?

Great to see you. You must be Sherman, the genius who's marring my daughter.

Tell you what I'm gonna do. I don't have no time to play no games with your ass.

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