Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, kid, just write "North."

Shut up, dickhead. I haven't lost anything.

It's heavy because it's filled with birdseed,

That's too short.

Oh, what do they know?

I… I used to get nervous before swim meets,

and that the Cold War ended in 1991.

Yeah, no swimming for me.

but hearing his parents excuse him from even trying to go to college

No doubt, but look, I snuck the answers to the test

[Hadid] Even getting his very first "A" felt like a pretty hollow victory.

was more than Ben could bear.

Your reaction to my reaction to their reaction just made my life, bruh.

[somber music playing]

Can't you at least try and make it more interesting?

[laughs] Cheryl, this is my grandson, Paxton.

According to the powers that be,

Besides a screening room and a--

sat down at a typewriter and wrote an essay?

[Paxton] Oh, what was that?

It's just so weird seeing you all busted up.

We really don't need to talk about that.

No, there should only be one choice,

-[chuckles] -Yeah. [laughs]

You were fluent in Japanese by the time you were five.

with the best peer tutor in the entire school.

[music continues]

[rock music playing]

Someone get her on Twitter. We need her realness.

♪ Lady luck, she is lovely ♪