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It's got teeth.
Of course.
Cheatin' don't pay!
You don't have to move!
Margaret, Margaret, come back.
I know your teeth ain't much.
Let's go, I'm late.
It ain't that you win or lose.
Yes, sir, Pa.
But ain't you afraid all that growling and grumbling will wake Granny?
Hey, this horse looks like Lady Belle.
Well, it's not that.
She's been clean to town and back.
This is my price.
Whoa, lightning!
My ticker ain't so good.
My stomach.
You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
I ain't had nothing to eat since the midnight snack.
I scraped you up a spoonful.
Somebody's trying to fix the race.
You weren't on that buggy ride.
It aged me 20 years, and I didn't run.
She's a much better horse than Lady Belle.
Once you've drove a buggy, you don't forget.
I didn't know they were going to make a house pet out of it.
I reckon there's nothing left for us to do but go out front and tell everybody that Granny has turned chicken.
Nobody asked you to count.
But my wife... Now, if Granny could just whomp your wife in one race, I figure she'd be satisfied and forget all about it.
I'll go tell Granny the good news.
You will?
Gee, girl, you're not in the buggy, you know.
Get your stomach for a little while.
Good.
Oh, she gave out on the way.
She's bought another horse?
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