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Sorry, Poppin' Fresh?
You two really pushed the boundaries of yes or no answers.
So, when did you get married?
Wait, so Mom's the loser?
♪ Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get parked! ♪
You look like a mental patient.
Oh, so it's like that, is it?
Babe, this is "impor-ant."
No, we're just on one floor.
What, you saying I can't take you?
Uh, it's Thursday.
Hey, Martin, where are those faxes?
of all things different? Okay?
We don't have a place to stay.
- Agh. - We're not poor.
Dagel. He's my dog.
What the hell is that?
We just don't belong.
who discharged a fire extinguisher in his face
I'll just get it in. I-I will get it in.
And we don't need you to talk for us.
- Great hours. - Thank you.
- No. No. - No.
She's married to some other fat guy named Carlos.
God, what is wrong with this city?
Principled.
- Juice! - What about them?
Excuse me? Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Seriously. You're awesome. - Oh.
No, it's just...
- And that is not you. - Oh, God.
Never judge a book by its cover.
With a "B."
New York! Hey, is everything in your husband's closet going?
Hey, I don't think we should go.
I...Ch...
that says it's distinction without difference.
Hmm?
I think we better call it a day.
Yeah, can I get mine on the rocks?
take Carlos as your lawfully wedded husband?
- and we are entitled to this place. - Well, legally they have
I'm a podiatrist.
Who is it, sweetie?
Well, it looks like you're gonna have to