Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why was I Jewish?

- I came in too hot. - You think?

Make them doubles.

Because I got a little oppression

What? Why? He uses that phrase all the time.

Hey, uh, you want this?

I'm second-guessing this whole thing.

We have a bit of a situation.

You're fired, Nate.

Then how much is it?

Hey, babe. Something's gonna come along.

Or else we're not gonna make any new friends.

It's an asshole/not asshole thing.

- N... uh... N... What is happening here? - I don't know.

You're involved in something dangerous.

They didn't land on 125th street.

I can't tell you.

- You're fine. - I am not fine.

You're just going along, you tink everyting's irie,

I'm wearing a bra too.

I'm, uh... You scared?

What the... You followed me home?

Great. Yeah, I got... got most of that. All right.

I could really use the money right now.

And that's when I found out you were great.

- Hey, mon, everytin' irie? - Shh.

Girl teenagers.

What? It's a little late for that.

Lest we forget, I got this!

Yeah, come on, kids. Get away from those squatters.

But then I called your old boss.

- We have squatters. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why did you assume I said "B as in bagel"?

The white man tells you when to go, asshole.

Teenagers can parallel park better than you.

That guy had no idea what he had in you.

What about bird turd?

You're not into rednecks. Okay, that's not what I meant.

- We doing it? - God, yeah, we're gonna do it.

- Well, just... - Right?

Hey! You know her?

- Dagel's not a word. - Yes, it is.

Why didn't you say "D as in dog"?

- You didn't squat. - Oh, boy, I squatted.