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Geez, this "Justin" phase of Dad's is kind of weird.
I like to have it on my person at all times,
I'm really gonna miss all you guys.
Oh, did I tell you I'm gonna be doing a lot of abbreve's?
Of course. I keep all my important papers in my bosom.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no, all taken care of. Brought her to the pound this morning. She went peacefully.
Did you have sex with this underage girl?
How dare you come in here and tell me to seek forgiveness!
Peetah? Peetah?
"I Beg To Differ."
And my mom, well, let's just say, she was a little promiscuous.
You were right, Glenn. I was a terrible mother.
Okay, but only with the sound off.
Peter?
Dad, what are you doing in here?
Well, let's just say some new DNA evidence was produced.
Aren't you gonna blow out your candles, Peter?
I've had enough of this "Justin" nonsense.
Mr. Griffin, she was underage.
I wanted to tell you the good news in person.
Where is your daughter? Show her to us!
- Mom?! - Crystal?
You guys!
in case I need a quick "inspo sesh."
Horny. Really horny. Could you put him back so I can push him out again?
Let me see if I understand you. Even shorter on the sides?
You're the one who made me what I am!
I have no choice but to sentence you to 20 years in prison.
You know, some families take their baby to the zoo.
All right. Good-bye, everybody.
Happy fucking birthday reception niffrign I will break your arm Daddy
we can begin to build a bond as mother and son.