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Aren't you gonna blow out your candles, Peter?
I've had enough of this "Justin" nonsense.
Well, let's just say some new DNA evidence was produced.
Okay, but only with the sound off.
Did you have sex with this underage girl?
Horny. Really horny. Could you put him back so I can push him out again?
we can begin to build a bond as mother and son.
Oh, no, all taken care of. Brought her to the pound this morning. She went peacefully.
I wanted to tell you the good news in person.
And my mom, well, let's just say, she was a little promiscuous.
Where is your daughter? Show her to us!
Peter?
Peetah? Peetah?
I'm really gonna miss all you guys.
Of course. I keep all my important papers in my bosom.
How dare you come in here and tell me to seek forgiveness!
Let me see if I understand you. Even shorter on the sides?
Oh, did I tell you I'm gonna be doing a lot of abbreve's?
You know, some families take their baby to the zoo.
- Mom?! - Crystal?
Dad, what are you doing in here?
in case I need a quick "inspo sesh."
Geez, this "Justin" phase of Dad's is kind of weird.
Oh, my God!
Mr. Griffin, she was underage.
You were right, Glenn. I was a terrible mother.
You're the one who made me what I am!
"I Beg To Differ."
You guys!
I have no choice but to sentence you to 20 years in prison.
I like to have it on my person at all times,
Happy fucking birthday reception niffrign I will break your arm Daddy
All right. Good-bye, everybody.