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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Peter, did you vomit in the sink?
Happy stupid freaking birthday blow out your stupid candles and let's watch South Park the chainsaw
Peter, where do checks come from?
This is my room, Dad.
: No, silly, I take the bus. I'm in high school.
Oh, he's gonna be kneeling in front of a lot of guys, but I doubt he'll catch their names.
What?! So that million dollar check you gave me yesterday is no good?
They're having trouble adapting.
* Lucky there's a family guy *
No, no, I got it, Lois. Let me just lick my thumb
Happy Birthday, Xander!!
And you know what she said to me?
All right, guys, let's pay the check and get out of here.
Mr. Brown, can you please state your occupation for the court?
You want to go to a concert? Huh?
2 x 3 x 3 x 19 x 19 = 6498
and then the woman, um, pretends it's a man.
#8653 #3253 #7121 #7507
I'd like that. I'd like that very much.
It didn't come back, like you said it would.
That "little bastard" knows how to smoke pot out of an apple.
I don't know. Dog eating pancakes. It's funny.
Sing
* Out here in the fields *
- Hey, is Crystal ready? - Oh, hi, Ronnie.
Hey, Lois, you seen my hiking boots? I need 'em later for park soccer.
- That's why. - Lois, I want my own checkbook, and I want it now!
I will not see you Monday!
Lois, can I play Angry Birds on your phone?
Has the girl had her blood?
He has a plan for everything.
You got a good body, man. Why do you hide it under that robe?
And did you put a skateboard in the washing machine?
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