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I will not see you Monday!
Oh, he's gonna be kneeling in front of a lot of guys, but I doubt he'll catch their names.
This is my room, Dad.
All right, guys, let's pay the check and get out of here.
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Has the girl had her blood?
You want to go to a concert? Huh?
* Out here in the fields *
* Lucky there's a family guy *
No, no, I got it, Lois. Let me just lick my thumb
2 x 3 x 3 x 19 x 19 = 6498
and then the woman, um, pretends it's a man.
Sing
Happy Birthday, Xander!!
Lois, can I play Angry Birds on your phone?
They're having trouble adapting.
: No, silly, I take the bus. I'm in high school.
I don't know. Dog eating pancakes. It's funny.
He has a plan for everything.
Hey, Lois, you seen my hiking boots? I need 'em later for park soccer.
Peter, did you vomit in the sink?
And did you put a skateboard in the washing machine?
Peter, where do checks come from?
Happy stupid freaking birthday blow out your stupid candles and let's watch South Park the chainsaw
- That's why. - Lois, I want my own checkbook, and I want it now!
You got a good body, man. Why do you hide it under that robe?
- Hey, is Crystal ready? - Oh, hi, Ronnie.
And you know what she said to me?
What?! So that million dollar check you gave me yesterday is no good?
I'd like that. I'd like that very much.
Mr. Brown, can you please state your occupation for the court?
It didn't come back, like you said it would.
That "little bastard" knows how to smoke pot out of an apple.