Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* Car bombing in Syria *

It turns out that girl I took home from Peter's party last night is in high school.

I never had a chance to be like everyone else.

Oh, God, why do bad things happen to good people?!

Mr. Quagmire, I'll give you 24 hours to get your affairs in order.

Huh, I like the sound of that. I'm a Justin!

I have a hearing tomorrow morning. I may have to go to jail.

I took the doors off, so it's extra terrifying.

#sun #sarahs #purple #bleen

- Mom... Di-did you...? - Yep. Twice.

* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *

Oh, now I get it. That's why you found God.

Don't you see? This is your chance to open your heart and let God in.

Yeah, that was me, I was the one who threw up in the sink.

"Hello, my name is Glenn Quagmire.

How about Justin takes his shirt off,

Glenn, we're not going to get anywhere questioning God's wisdom.

Peter, why the hell do you look like that?

He, uh, said he gave her a Frosty Jim.

Have a great day!!

I was born nine times that day. And things never got easier.

He had a... uh, procedure.