Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ooh, I like when Dad talks tough. He sounds like Dirty Harry.

I gotta go sit in my den until you leave.

Hmm. I can't help but think this selfish attitude is part of what got you here.

- Aren't you an atheist? - Yeah, it's crazy.

I don't know. Dog eating pancakes. It's funny.

And an impressive amount, I'd say.

But before you do, please know I had it pretty rough growing up.

: White-trash rates from an army guy.

By the way, Your Honor, your fly is down.

I've got to find some way to fix this.

if the girl has had her blood, she is good to go.

Then put me on the stand.

Your Honor, as the defendant's mother, I ask that you show mercy on him.

* Ooh, the people are dead. *

I owe you, Max. You led me right to 'em.

You know what I tried today? A fig.

Peter, while I'm away, I want you to hold onto my antique, gold Rolex watch.

We've got all the awesome evidence we need.

Yes, however, Mr. Quagmire was born on February 29th.

Oh, y-you better get rid of that before you get in there.

Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Did you hear about your ex-husband yet?

and answer everything with empty platitudes.

Guy takes care of himself.

You can think about that while you're in jail.

* Hal, Irv, John, Ken, Lew-Matt-Ned-Ox-Pat *

All I'm asking is that you give me the break that my childhood never did.