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I'll take half.
No one has so far.
But you're man--
Six figures! Buying it!
If you ever need anything,
♪ Have another son and your life is done ♪
Ah, Bridgette, I am so proud of --
Bad news, bud.
with the blinds closed... in darkness.
[ Thunder cracks ] The Octomom! I will cut you!
Every night we come to life and party! [ All cheer ]
Aww.
[ All gasp ]
Ooh, talking sperm!
Does he always talk to you like that?
Josh, wait! You can do that here!
Vasectomy party! Whoo!
Responsible and sexy. It's the new me.
Mom! Look -- my first paycheck.
[ Engine revs ]
and I made a little deposit at Balls Fargo.
From now on!
Um, only everyone.
Josh! Get out of here!
♪♪
Uhhh. [ Cellphone buzzing ]
[ Footsteps running, door slams ]
uh, clapping.
Honey, no one would have a party for that.
I've got some off-the-books installations,
I had a vasectomy last year
Okay. What do all people love to do with their hands?
wherever you wish!