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I call the feet!
So embarrassing.
And Josh was so determined to be a responsible adult.
I don't care. Sure. Okay.
I would never let anyone touch my junk.
Owww, stop it! I'm telling Dad!
I was looking through all of Candice's old clothes.
[ Both grunting ]
Pretty terrifying journey, right?
[ Chuckles ] I can't believe I'm meeting a single guy
made me think we're rushing into this decision.
I've got a champagne vaginal steam at the spa in 20.
But you know what doesn't suck?
I thought you were really into me being responsible?
Female voice: We're still in love.
Now, imagine these grapes are your testes.
Ah.
Hey! Plugger-Inners!
[ Beeping, cranking ]
Whoo! Super careful!
who can't buy anything.
Don't worry, kids. Dad's gonna protect you.
I feel the same way. But wait...
Our mom thought it would be good for our careers.
I gotta get to that clinic!
And that's why I want you to be the face of Forever 23.