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I'd just get a second job and give up my dream.
so I got us reservations tomorrow at Napquinne.
Who doesn't want to bring more bundles of joy into the world?
[ Grunts ]
No, it's not.
Consider your family! Consider your future!
This... is "Clap Like This."
Okay. Make it quick,
-Close the door! -You guys are real?
[ Horror movie music plays ]
No. It was my choice. Weird.
[ Whirring up ]
Dr. Ferguson: Mr. Singleton?
I'm finding my husband. I'm finding my husband.
Look out the window.
What the...?
I guess some parents aren't meant to raise kids.
We told our boss, Richard, and he flipped out.
I'm having second thoughts.
Thank you. I'm so glad you can afford this now.
Oops. That always happens.
if you know what I mean.
Your movements are just beyond. Thanks.
You know, we have a protocol
You suck! Yeah, maybe.
Josh, I don't care if you're a big success.
I -- I picked up a second job.
The robots are ready for you!
Oh, no, uh...
because I'm sick of this double standard
♪♪
[ Snarls ]
♪♪
Ooh, yeah. I'm gonna getcha.
No more tough days for you! We're busting you outta here!
and I need my job back
it just gets richer and more meaningful.
to have us overpopulate the United States for tax revenue.
Hey, I'm pretty good at this! Aah!
♪♪
What is wrong with people?
Ohh. How did this happen?
I love our family.
But you ordered a flat screen.