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You are worse than Jeter.
So, you're gonna be my surgeon?
Mm... I don't think so.
Come on.
Now, how about your pubic area?
Totally.
[ Cellphone rings ] Hey, Mom.
Single use.
What did your parents say?
and we live with a divorced couple in a cramped apartment,
[ Bell tolls ]
Ahhhh, the Calabasas Urology Center.
It's got everything --
I'm not ready to commit to no more kids.
all to ourselves.
Wait! Over here!
[ Cellphone ringing ]
I can't believe my baby's 26.
Ohh, I-I know I'm not your dad.
♪♪
Curve the TV! I want it to look like IMAX.
What are you doing here?
Yeah! Finally, some white guys are making it!
♪♪
I can't believe you're not animatronic.
Damn it. Of course you can't get a good connection
Paid, right?
Ahhhh!
I've got the crotch Novocain ready.
I-I was gonna say clap.
No reversies. No call-backs.
and as many shifts as you can give me.
now that I'm a father!
♪♪
I live in a closet in Los Feliz.
They 3-D print your toilet.
And we've never met our dad. He was just a sperm donor.
I got your TVs!
Do you still feel good about it?
[ Crying ]
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