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Something's telling me do not get a vasectomy!
Uh, guys?
Um...look at them!
Dad!
Aah! Oh, my gosh. So, the robots enslaved you, too?
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I know Emily was into this whole thing,
Whoa!! Yeah! [ Horse whinnies ]
You're just the face in the back...
We make our family decisions as a family!
[ Both scream ]
[ Straining ]
Uh...because...
2,700 diapers a year?
to pursue a career in poppin' and lockin'.
What? You know I'm insecure about my feet.
Better. We're forever 23.
Josh, we just bought a V.I.P. pass to the aquarium,
Party's over. Good luck with your hangover.
We actually moved to Los Angeles
How was your first day at work, sunshine?
That's "Bay Watch" money.
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I decided to reverse my vasectomy,
[ All cheering ]
Enough pissing around. Time to make it final.
for birth control.
we were having another baby, we freaked.
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Josh, you finish all jobs so fast.
Let's get this vasectomy party started.
But you're not? You can buy my game, right?
Who works for eight hours?
It's a very simple laser procedure.
[ Scoffs ] No. A million dollars.
Yeah. Call me after.
That's what pushed us to do well.
Pretty lights!
It's very rare for a man of your age to be this sure,
then strike me down right now!
Man: Ready?
[ Both grunting ]
Oh, hey! You made it!