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How will I buy stuff and the drink stuff and party...stuff?
[ Carnival music plays ]
Say goodbye to your sleep!
Masturbate! Damn, you took my answer.
[ Both retch ]
♪♪
Emily: Yeah! They make the meal right in your mouth. Bye!
Wait. What do you mean you're a father?
I've been doing extra installations
but your wife probably made you, right?
How did Candice take it?
♪♪
And...clap!
Dr. Ferguson: You better not be popping and/or locking in there!
to be on a budget.
[ Laughs ] Yeah!
Wait! You can't leave us like this!
Do you think I rushed into this?
Well, time to go.
And I need another drink.
That TV's busted again?
Ohh!
Oh, my God, triplets! What if it's triplets?!
I mean, if you don't believe us, check the database.
Before the old vasectomy,
Anyway, happy birthday, sweet pea!
Also, I've got a lot of credit-card debt now,
Yes! [ Laughs ]
Sorry, robots.
Consider Nomar for the hall of fame!
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