Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mike knows I'm coming. If I don't show up, he'll think it's because of him...

I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I think he'd be the way to go.

Yeah, I was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep. I...

...and I just said, "Boy, I want that."

Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?

Which is like the highest level of hotness.

- You want to come? - Oh, I can't.

- I'm meeting with him today. - He's a pretty tough guy to impress.

She was like, "Don't worry. I asked him and he's totally okay with seeing you."

What are you doing here?

Rachel loves to shop, and she has great taste.

- So you're ruling out surrogacy? - Yeah.

Oh, you're not gonna to do a magic trick, are you?

- Good plan. - Okay.

Uh, no. Although, I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.

See, I told you I needed someone.

- So how did it go at the fertility clinic? - Not as much fun as last time.