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Hi. Okay, you ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?
I understand.
What?
"Come up. Meet my wife. Give us your sperm."
Oh, my God!
- Hey, you guys. - Hi.
- Let's do it. - All right, have a good time.
But if they're off by even a 100,000 years or so...
Maybe she didn't hear. I'll go into that dressing room and talk. You stay here.
Yeah.
- You're not. You're hung up on him. - Exactly.
You know what's not funny? Male pattern baldness.
It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before...
What?
...we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking.
What? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
- That's for men. - I know.
Oh, damn it!
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