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- I didn't say anything yet. - Well, get back in there and talk.
Yeah.
Pfft. No.
...but, um, do you have someplace that you need to be right now?
By the way, as a thank you, I would really love to take you out.
...and evidently he wants someone named Fran to "spank him harder."
I don't have time for your childish games, okay?
Uh, heart disease? Alzheimer's? Gout?
Ooh, that's a tough one.
Well, that's not what you want.
Because I just don't want to go back to the emergency room.
- You too. - You guys haven't actually met before.
I notice you're enjoying that ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth.
- Hey. Hi. - Hey.
I have it totally under control, okay? It's just when I see them together...
Ugh! Sexual politics
...in evolutionary biology, uh genetics, uh, geology.
Oh, thank God, I can't hear a word that you're saying.
David?
Yeah. I'm a big fan.
- Barbados. - Fine, I'll rent a car and drive.
Because I'm not seeing anybody. I just totally made that up.
Okay.
That's really not the kind of thing we're looking for.
- Really? - I don't know why, I'm sorry.
- Well, just wake him up. - I can't.
No.
Yeah.