The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

All right, I'll strike a bargain with you.

You don't care much about fresh goat's milk.

Franny?

Jane Hathaway here.

Every box is just filled with high fashion finery.

Merry Christmas, Miss Drysdale.

And remember that time when we hired out and done chores and sold eggs so as we could buy a new set of teeth for the winter crabtree?

Now, there's one person in Beverly Hills that could stand to show a Christmas spirit more than anybody I know, and I think you all know who it is.

Oh, please, help me get rid of them for the holidays at least.

Uncle Jed!

Oil, that is.

I got your table all set up outside for you, Granny, just like you wanted.

Oh, dear.

What should he do with the tree?

Well, it's the least you can do.

Then you will have to pay for your own hauling.

I was wondering if you were going back to the hills at all for the holidays.

Thank you.

Well, I've given them Christmas day off.

I'm sure you know that a jet flight will get you back to the hills for the holidays, even at this late date.

The least any of them will haul your wife's rummies to the sale for us, five dollars.

Oh, all kinds of things.

I do have this airline schedule I want to show you.

Jane Hathaway!

Oh, what about that old seersucker suit hanging in the closet?