The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

I mean, Miss Drysdale.

Hello, Jethro.

I just can't, Melbourne.

I want you to have them.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Felicitations to you all!

What am I going to do with this shoe?

Remember back home that time we surprised Silas Meek by cutting up all his firewood?

You don't care much about fresh goat's milk.

For an uneducated man, you're real smart.

We're doing all this to surprise his wife.

She was bouncing along like a buggy with a square wheel.

Oh, well, I suppose so.

Oh, I'm furred.

I thought so too.

Well, you should have give it to her.

She could at least give us a whole magazine.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

You just hit her on the best present of all.

I've never seen anyone with such rapport with children.

This has been a Filmways presentation.

Now, Granny, it ain't the gift.

You, Mr. Clampett!

Well, Granny, aren't you further idea?

Well, to tell you the truth... What a shame to spend the holidays here when a white Christmas is only a jet flight away.