The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

I've never heard of anyone moving merchandise like this before.

I've never seen anyone with such rapport with children.

Come in, come in.

That's an outrage.

Every time she shows up, it means trouble.

What a salesman, huh, Mr. Van Hook?

But then this ain't my kind of stuff.

That's all right.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

Most places do something for their employees at this time of year.

Drysdale's on their way over.

You were too cheap to donate any of your old clothes.

You just hit her on the best present of all.

Remember back home that time we surprised Silas Meek by cutting up all his firewood?

All right.

And they caught her walking out with three nightgowns in her purse.

Well, Granny, them's your shoes.

Get Jethro on the phone for me.

And remember that time when we hired out and done chores and sold eggs so as we could buy a new set of teeth for the winter crabtree?

What should he do with the tree?

Oh, good times.

Oh, all kinds of things.

Uh, Mr. Doisdale wondered if you could do some work for him today.

I got another tip for you.

Now, there's one person in Beverly Hills that could stand to show a Christmas spirit more than anybody I know, and I think you all know who it is.