The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

Well, what do you mean, Jethro?

Merry Christmas.

I'm gonna be Santa Claus.

I asked the fellow over where I took Miss Drysdale's stuff, and he said all the department stores hires lots of extra folks at Christmas time.

How about a white rat or a pet frog?

But then this ain't my kind of stuff.

All right, I'll strike a bargain with you.

You just call the Commerce Bank, and they'll tell you I'm good for it.

What am I going to do with this shoe?

Well, to tell you the truth... What a shame to spend the holidays here when a white Christmas is only a jet flight away.

There's no way to the nearest exit.

Yeah.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Viacom.

Now there's something I could do business with.

Well, he's very pretty, Miss Dry-Deal.

Yes, ma'am, I sure would, ma'am.

I've been sitting here rocking all morning, waiting for it to hit me.

I thought so too.

I remember that.

Well, you ought to give it to Miss Drysdale.

Listen close.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Okay, Santa, you can come down now.

Oh, here you are.