The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

Get on the jetty.

I've got to get out of here.

I still can't understand why they were selling all of her nice things so cheap.

I'm afraid Santa's gonna be a little late this year.

Drysdale's on their way over.

Oh, season's greetings, Mrs. Drysdale!

Well, to tell you the truth... What a shame to spend the holidays here when a white Christmas is only a jet flight away.

Oh, what about that old seersucker suit hanging in the closet?

Let's go out in the kitchen and eat some fruitcake.

As a gift, why don't you give the Clampetts a nice, long vacation in some tropical retreat, like Devil's Island?

Every box is just filled with high fashion finery.

Well, what do you mean, Jethro?

I can use some money myself.

Wow, what a Christmas tree!

While Jeff... I mean, Santa's climbing out, we might as well eat.

You dumb old elf.

Well, you'd feel sorry for her, too, if you knew what she has to do to get her shopping money for Christmas.

Uh, Mr. Doisdale wondered if you could do some work for him today.

That was fun!

But it lasts as long as a snowflake on a hot griddle.

Merry Christmas.

Oh yeah, he must have six bags of Christmas packages out there.

I'm gonna be Santa Claus.

Is this the kind of heel you're partial to?

Well, I suppose it's worth a try.