The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

You were too cheap to donate any of your old clothes.

This is the season to be with friends.

Has Jethro got all Ms.

Hello, Jethro.

But you may be closer than you think.

I'm afraid Santa's gonna be a little late this year.

Well, I don't think we want to... I was looking through some magazines this morning and I noticed these snow scenes.

Tate, if you don't shut up, I'll have you pounding a beat in the bargain basement.

Oh, no, no, no.

It's a good thing they was, or we wouldn't have had the money to buy them all back.

Or you could leave in the morning and arrive tomorrow afternoon.

Black gold.

He hired me to take all her stuff over to Brentwood and sell it.

Wow, what a Christmas tree!

I can't spend Christmas at the Clampetts.

Oh, all kinds of things.

I bought that in 1948.

Pa, most of these help wanted ads for engineers.

Uh, Mr. Doisdale wondered if you could do some work for him today.

That was fun!

And after that, every year, we'd pick out somebody and see that they had a merry Christmas.

Most places do something for their employees at this time of year.

Season's greetings.

I just can't, Melbourne.

Oh, what about that old seersucker suit hanging in the closet?