The Christmas Present - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E15]

For an uneducated man, you're real smart.

And remember that time when we hired out and done chores and sold eggs so as we could buy a new set of teeth for the winter crabtree?

Oh, please, Miss Hathaway, where's that old holiday spirit?

If an ant don't get your spurs up, nothing will.

Well... You have to do better than me.

How grand.

Then, what you get if you eat slow will last you clean through to Easter.

And the crampets are my closest, dearest, warmest savings account.

Oh.

What was you doing driving in the alley?

The carolers are coming around every night.

So?

That's using the old noodle.

It's a good thing they was, or we wouldn't have had the money to buy them all back.

All the more reason to get her what she wants.

All you care about is making money.

Good idea, boy.

Where's the manager?

She was bouncing along like a buggy with a square wheel.

Now, Granny, it ain't the gift.

Listen close.

How you doing here?

Yeah, she does need the money.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Mr. Van Hook, I think you better come quick.