Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You locked your mother in the pantry?!
George: You boys, better not be on that computer!
I'll lock you in your rooms forever!
I showed him my dick, called him a fag.
Semen and a sense of humor.
I can't go anywhere. I'm locked in the conference room.
(BEEPING)
(BEEPS) Jimmy, what's the worst possible thing
believes women might not be as funny as men, Elon...
I shouldn't do this.
It's not important. Just get on it and respond.
You march the hell out of here right now!
No Both School From The Dessert! Forever! No Both School From The Dessert! Forever!
Lick your pants you Mexican with denial after denial after denial in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse or you're going to say Smoke Weed Everyday
Headed to it now.
You locked your father in a pantry?
can create a massive reaction on the Internet.
Bitches Dumbass
Everyone will be really nice.
No!
so you can play on your computer?!
Yeah, he's pissing off a lot of people.
I don't know if you tried to teach me a lesson, but you have.
You seem... distant lately.
We're trying to help you...
You are all dumb-ass (BLEEP)wads.
Please quietly and calmly find the nearest exit
Like enough to get humanity to Mars.
My account?
(CELLPHONE RINGS)
All right, I need you to tell me
Realize how careful our online lives have to be.
to all the horrible shit I just said about gay people.
Shut Up! Not Another Word From Either Of You. Shut Up! Not Another Word From Either Of You.
Nearly everyone is online,
Okay, that's dumb, but go on.
Choudenshi Bioman (1984-1985)
Facebooks, and trolls decide our reality.
This is not a drill.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Mr. President, do it!
I'll lock you in your rooms forever!
Lick my asshole, you Mexican bitch.
either a bad person or a snoop, right?
How is it not satirical?
Okay, okay, look.