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Are you sure?
What is that nastiness?
but in this room, you are in charge of Tommy.
Can't a mom make her beautiful firstborn son a pre-breakfast milkshake?
Ooh, the mouth on that kid!
- Proceed. - Thank you.
Chicken.
Hm? Oh.
I left it here so I wouldn't forget it, but forgot.
And we really appreciate it, don't we, boys?
- It will bring you closer together. - How much closer can we be?
Well, gotta go.
So where's my room?
As if today weren't crazy enough, my boss just called.
Not me.
I've wanted to be The Man ever since I was The Baby.
♪ I said, a hunk, a hunk of burning love ♪
It's a classic symbiotic relationship.
You told them?
Moms lie.
and you and D.J. were go-go dancing on top of amplifiers,
Mom, please don't make me do this.
No, it's not just that. I mean, it's everything.
Ramona?
So, like, three wishes?
Come on!
...their Xboxes.
Huh... Boom! Drop the mic.
That's a fairy godmother.