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I don't know what you want with barbells.
Dean Martin!
No way, son.
You know, me and your mama's still pretty lucky.
if they was gonna use me.
You think Henry Fonda would lie?
How do we know Mark Spitz really drinks milk
for her to speak like a real TV commercial announcer.
You're making her nervous.
Not in the locker room.
It's a health tonic.
[RING]
Naw, besides, to be a TV star,
How do we know he even got strong teeth?
I didn't lie, 'cause actually what I told her
That's right.
James, Vita Brite is Vita Booze!
Go ahead, make fun of me, y'all.
Hey, Daddy, listen to this.
He said I'll be selling a new product called Vita Brite,
With sugar, strawberries and cream,
That's more than the president of No Town makes!
Junior, did you make a toll call?
I ain't felt like this since I stopped drinking.
I just don't want to look like a "T."
I'll bet you'll get at least $100.
Thank you.
Now why don't we all get our heads out of the cloud?
Oh, Mama, listen to me!
♪ Da-da-da ♪♪ Ha-ha!
Who would've ever thought you'd be making that?
I ain't got that job yet.
I still can't believe it.
will send you an additional check for $1,000.
This is your passport to stardom!
It's part of America.
You're jiving. No!
Willona, I heard you the first five times.
A TV commercial?
And Joe Namath is doing those pantyhose commercials now.
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