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Hi, y'all out there in TV land.
James, should there be a price on truth?
How do we even know he's even got teeth?
It's a commercial. She can't say, "dat's bad."
But anyway, he gave me his card
with the wind blowing through her hair.
Good-bye, Mr. Moore.
before he decided.
that goes sailing around the toilet.
That's right, baby. Your mother's a proud black woman.
And I'm torn between a life as an artiste
I'll try, honey,
Thelma, don't try and change your mama, hear?
Wonder what they got in this stuff.
and not find a plainer face than yours.
and get my food stamps.
'cause if the man had called,
I mean it. They could look for a month
I want to drive the girls crazy
♪ Fly me to the moon ♪
and they pay big for commercials, Ma.
Baby, there ain't nothing wrong with having $5,000 now.
"America's wonderful new health tonic.
Ooh, it makes me warm and tingly all over.
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